Predictions for the Near Future and Beyond
May 17 2008 / by Jason / In association with Future Blogger.net
Category: Social Issues Year: General Rating: 9 Hot
By Jason M. Vaughn
Not only will SMARTclothing alert you to cancer cells and
potentially dangerous blood clots; it will also—-with complete
confidence—-be able to tell you: “Yes, these jeans do make
you look fat.” 
Sooner than you think, at the Wendy’s drive-thru, you won’t be able to blame foreigners for speaking in garbled English. No, you will have only Consuelo to blame: Consuelo 3000, the legless order-taking animatron.
Polar bears will go extinct, and then there will be an extremely cute Seal Uprising from which Mankind may not recover.
Robot soldiers will one day fight our wars for us (completely), and perhaps, in moments when action is a bit slow on the battlefield, they’ll also take some time off to run diagnostics, or maybe even do “The Robot.”
After one romantic comedy too many, Ashton Kutcher will be banished to Greenland.
During one of Asimo’s tours of the Midwestern United States, a tragedy will ensue when, as a joke, someone places a knife in his “throwing” hand.
A young Hollywood starlet will come out with a book called The Red Licorice Diet. Two weeks later, after her mysterious death, the coroner’s report will say, simply: “She ate way too much licorice.” (cont.)
